Funny

Thought you might enjoy this article, actually we are flying to Salzburg during the Ski season, so might go through and check it out:

The mayor of an Austrian town called F&*#$@g has urged tourists from Britain to refrain from

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I had a good laugh today, as most of you know there is a general election in a few days time in the UK. Well some of you may also know that Tom Cruise’s new girlfriend is also a virgin! What the hell do those have in common!

WELL, newspaper headlines in the UK have always been brilliant but today I had to laugh when I saw the screaming headline of the SUN. The SUN has always been the bastion of objective topical reporting in the UK and incidently has by far the highest readership in the country. Today, however, the SUN decided that Tom Cruise and his new virginal girlfriend were more important than reporting on who the next prime minster of Britain would be. The massive headline read above a photo of Tom and girlfriend “MISSIONARY IMPOSSIBLE”! Classic.

Is this Truman Dare or Tre Cool the drummer from Green Day

You GOTTA love the Fred Astaire twins playing a Spot the Babe Competition!

Kirk (sporting a facial hamster) and Greg

So aside from being pretty succesful in his day to day life and juggling a million balls in the air with all the stuff that is going on around him a certain unnamed friend of mine continues to publish the most hysterical emails. Here is his latest offering, the point of his mail is that myself and Pat have left Durbs to return home leaving him without a Wingman. Like he ever really needed one………

I see Man Utd managed to sneak into the final yesterday, it is the ultimate FA Cup final and I back you blokes to beat us as I can’t remember when we last beat you in the cup. It was probably in 79 when Bailey

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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has had getting a close shave around the cheeks. “I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum.” The client placed the ball in his mouth, and the barber proceeded with the closest shave the man had ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asked in garbled speech. “And what if I swallow it?” “No problem,” said the barber. “Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!”