Keep Dopey out of South Africa

Get over to Weak Kneed Winch right now and sign the petition to keep Dopey out of South Africa. This is serious guys we need to obtain 100 votes to ensure that South Africa remains safe from - as Dave calls him - “satan’s representative in the uk!”

He has also recounted a superb story about Kirk doing his usual routine.

“eventually kirk walks in with the piss-pot helmet on. he cruises up to a group of girls, and in his best afrikaans accent, complete with hand and feet-wiping actions, he starts singing: “stop, stop. ek’s a speedkop. ek skryf jou naam op…” it sure was funny… but none of the birds were going to touch him after that.”

Old Rhino Skin himself phoned me on Monday to tell me what he had done, I thought I detected a hint of shame in his voice but it couldn’t have been, embarrassment is not a word you find in Kirks dictionary. A few London stories from this year will need to be recounted at our Brewery Boys Christmas AGM.