I had a good laugh today, as most of you know there is a general election in a few days time in the UK. Well some of you may also know that Tom Cruise’s new girlfriend is also a virgin! What the hell do those have in common!
WELL, newspaper headlines in the UK have always been brilliant but today I had to laugh when I saw the screaming headline of the SUN. The SUN has always been the bastion of objective topical reporting in the UK and incidently has by far the highest readership in the country. Today, however, the SUN decided that Tom Cruise and his new virginal girlfriend were more important than reporting on who the next prime minster of Britain would be. The massive headline read above a photo of Tom and girlfriend “MISSIONARY IMPOSSIBLE”! Classic.





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